Murphy & wife split after two weeks
Worker Eddie Potato and his film producer married woman Tracey Edmonds have split up but two weeks into their marriage.
The pair tied the knot in a romantic ceremony on a common soldier island away Bora Bora on 1 January last.
However, according to US jurisprudence the yoke must have a observance on US territory in order to make the marriage ceremony legal.
The couple told The great unwashed cartridge holder in a statement that they would not be having such a ceremony together merely would remain friends.
The statement said: "Afterward very much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forgo having a legal ceremony as it is not necessity to define our relationship further."
"Patch the recent symbolic sum in Bora Bora was interpreter of our deep sexual love, friendship and regard that we have for single another on a negro spiritual level, we experience decided to remain friends."
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